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Barry Louis Polisar
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I Sneaked Into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night
I sneaked into the kitchen in the middle of the night, And I found a chocolate cake and I cut it with a knife. Twelve pieces I did cut. Eleven of them I ate, And one by one, there was almost none left upon the plate.
But before I finished eating, I saved a little slice To give to my baby brother, 'cause I am very nice. I crawled back upstairs and got my brother out of bed, And quietly I whispered and this is what I said,
As we walked real quiet down the bedroom stairs, With Tommy sucking his thumb and hugging his teddy bear. I said 'Quick, quick Tommy, look what I found! Shhhhh! Be quiet and quickly gulp it down.'
Just then we heard a thump and a clumpity clump clump clump. We knew it was our mommy and in the darkness we all bumped. Then the lights came on and I heard her say, Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com 'Blah blah blah blah,' in her special 'blah blah' way.
'Who finished up the cake? Who's the rotten kid?' And since Tommy had the last piece, I said, 'He did!' She looked at him and saw that his face was full of crumbs, With chocolate flavored icing on his nose and on his thumbs.
I went back upstairs as my mother yelled some more, 'Blah blah blah blah' just like before. But I knew it wasn't right; Tom was just a kid; So I told her that the cake was eaten by my Uncle Sid.
Mommy looked surprised. Then her face turned red, And I bet you know exactly what she said. She said, 'Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah!'
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